To be filled out for each incident

Holy Shit

John Wayne from the movie of the same name

Eldorado

BY EDGAR ALLAN POE

Gaily bedight, 

   A gallant knight, 

In sunshine and in shadow,   

   Had journeyed long,   

   Singing a song, 

In search of Eldorado.

  

 But he grew old— 

   This knight so bold—   

And o’er his heart a shadow—   

   Fell as he found 

   No spot of ground 

That looked like Eldorado. 

   And, as his strength   

   Failed him at length, 

He met a pilgrim shadow—   

   ‘Shadow,’ said he,   

   ‘Where can it be— 

This land of Eldorado?’ 

   ‘Over the Mountains 

   Of the Moon, 

Down the Valley of the Shadow,   

   Ride, boldly ride,’ 

   The shade replied,— 

‘If you seek for Eldorado

Ouch damn it

I hit my fucking head while working on our motor home, damn near knocked my dumbass out. I want to know who put that fucking mirror there? Wasn't there a minute ago. Is it just me, or does anybody else do this shit? Think I'll go lay down for a little while, then apply copious quantities of some sort of alcoholic beverage to ease my pain.

  

I want one

Having A Bad Day

Some things need no explanation!

BOHICA

Can you say I think we're fucked. The Ky supreme court sided with Andy the dictator on using executive orders during the wuhan flu. I expect to see him slinging new orders like they are a damn yo-yo. Folks you better get you some kevlar drawers, at least it will slow down the deep penetration, but its still gonna hurt.

Goodbye NASCAR

Nascar took another step in putting the final nail in their coffin. In the quest for political correctness, Nascar has proclaimed that Rebel Flags are not only banned at the track, but on all nascar properties. I read the article a couple of time and came to the conclusion that this is all being done to appease one little no talent, whiney ass, butt hurt, little bitch called bubba. The same pussy that rage quit an e-race, because he didn't like how the other drivers were playing. The same little baby that saw a rope that was used to close a garage door and cried wolf that some racist had hung a noose in his garage stall. I guess nascar plans on filling the seats at all their races with the new fans that bubba said he is bringing to the sport. Good luck with that. looks like us old relics will have to spend our money at local tracks that are not part of nascar and their new wokeness. 

Fire and steel

Made this out of a trailer spring. Gave it to my neighbor who furnished the material and a boat load of old springs for me to hammer on.